$DGNDAN
WHERE LAMBOS ARE BORN AND PORTFOLIOS DIE
Dan isn't just a trader. He's a fucking legend. The kind of degen who buys the top, sells the bottom, and somehow still drives a Lambo.
With a portfolio that's been rugged more times than a Persian carpet shop and diamond hands forged in the fires of Mt. Gox, Dan represents every one of us who's ever YOLOed their life savings on a dog coin.
$DGNDAN isn't just a token - it's a lifestyle. It's for the traders who see a -90% portfolio and think "buying opportunity." It's for the degens who check charts before checking their kids' homework.
This token captures the essence of what it means to be truly degen in the crypto space - reckless optimism, unshakeable conviction, and a complete disregard for traditional financial advice.
Join us as we ride this volatile rollercoaster to either Valhalla or the food stamp office. There is no in-between.
📰 Weekly Degen Dispatch - Your inbox injection of memes, market chaos commentary, and maybe some highly questionable 'alpha' Dan stumbled upon
🧠 Shared 'Alpha' & Shitposting - This ain't 'early alpha,' it's a collective brain dump. Share ideas, spot trends together, or just shitpost through the dips. It's group therapy
😂 Pure Degen Entertainment - Forget 'education'. Come for the potential moonshots, stay for the memes, the community, and watching Dan lose his sanity in real-time
SHARED TRAUMA & TRIUMPHS
Forget 'market insights'. This is group therapy for people who buy cartoon animal coins. Dan shares his war stories from the trenches – the epic pumps, the brutal dumps, the 3 AM FOMO buys. You won't get rich following him (probably), but you'll learn how to survive the chaos... or at least how to meme through the pain. NFA/DYOR obviously, you apes.
WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE (MOSTLY)
Look, we're not some shadowy cabal... we're like, 3 dudes, your Mom, a shitload of caffeine, and an AI that's probably smarter than all of us combined. We're not hiding, we're building in public (When we're not crying over charts). We're committed to this glorious shitshow, not pulling a rug. Ask us anything, just don't expect professional headshots.
DEGEN CULTURE
Embrace the degen lifestyle with others who understand the thrill of high-risk trading. Share your wins, laugh at your losses, and find your tribe of fellow crypto degenerates who know that "down 90%' just means 'buy the fucking dip".
75% - Public / Liquidity Pool ( 52,065,000,000 DGNDAN )
15% - Team Allocation (StreamFlow Vested) ( 10,413,000,000 DGNDAN )
10% - Dan's Ramen / Project Ops (Squads multi sig wallet) ( 6,942,000,000 DGNDAN )
TOTAL ALLOCATION: 75% of supply ( 52,065,000,000 DGNDAN )
UNLOCK SCHEDULE:
- Initial Liquidity & Operations: At launch (TGE), 5,000,000,000 DGNDAN (approx. 7.2% of total supply) will be available.
- Locked Ecosystem Fund: The remaining 47,065,000,000 DGNDAN (approx. 67.8% of total supply) is secured in 8 separate Streamflow smart contracts.
- Unlock Schedule: These funds unlock systematically over 2 years. Every 3 months, one contract releases 5,883,125,000 DGNDAN.
- Purpose: This locked supply is earmarked for future ecosystem development, strategic partnerships, community initiatives, and potential future liquidity needs, ensuring resources are available as the project matures.
TOTAL ALLOCATION: 15% of supply ( 10,413,000,000 DGNDAN )
VESTING DETAILS:
- Initial Unlock (TGE): 1% of the total team allocation (104,130,000 DGNDAN) is available to the team immediately at launch
- Vesting Period: The remaining 99% (10,308,870,000 DGNDAN) vests linearly over 24 months following the launch
- Claiming: Team members can claim their accrued vested tokens quarterly via secure Streamflow contracts
COMMITMENT: This structure ensures long-term team alignment, with 1% available upfront and the vast majority unlocking steadily over two years. (Managed via Streamflow)
- Token launch on DEX
- Website & social media launch
- Community building initiatives
- First 1,000 holders milestone
- CoinGecko & CoinMarketCap listings
- Tier 2 CEX listings
- Strategic partnerships
- Dan's Live Trading Stream launch
- 10,000 holders milestone
- Community governance implementation
- Major CEX listings
- Dan's Degen DAO launch
- 100,000 holders milestone
- Lambo giveaway event
- Degen Trading Competition
Our roadmap isn't just about token price - it's about the friends we make along the way. And by friends, we mean either Lambos or dumpsters. There is no in-between in the degen lifestyle.
As we progress through our phases, we'll continue to innovate with community-focused features, interactive events, and real utility that serves our core audience of crypto degenerates.